carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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