So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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