ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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