you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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