he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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