found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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