Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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