lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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