Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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