She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Randomize
