Where is the hickey?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
