He uses pillows to masturbate.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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