Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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