i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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