How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
