Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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