so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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