this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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