I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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