I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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