My pussy is not your playground.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I am naked and annoyed.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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