just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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