these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
