its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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