I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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