Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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