i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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