he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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