Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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