There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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