okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
