Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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