i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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