That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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