Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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