Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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