My friends, they love my intelligence
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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