My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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