GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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