just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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