Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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