If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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