great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
