Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We're too hungover to prance.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's on the porch naked. Help.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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