I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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