i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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