I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
