Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Who died my cat blue again?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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