took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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