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Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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