i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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