Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You coming home soon, man?
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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