I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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