all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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