I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
NoShamevember. You game?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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