her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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