he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
the day after is always just damage control
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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