marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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