Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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